60+ Funny Things to Write In a Christmas Card

Christmas is a great time of year to get together with loved ones and tell them how much we appreciate them. The celebration of life, love, and the people who enrich our world is at the heart of the Christmas spirit. An amusing Christmas card is the ideal method to honor the person you care about.

A fantastic approach to make your cards stand out and make your friends and family smile are funny Christmas card wishes. If you've been looking for funny Christmas wishes, whether you want to make your best friend, a relative, or even a coworker laugh, we have something that will be exactly suitable. In this article, we have discussed 60+ funny things to write in a Christmas card. Explore the article to make your Christmas more special.

Funny Christmas Card Messages For Family

Everybody loves to celebrate Christmas at family gatherings. Despite all the drama of the family gatherings, the time spent with your family is indeed precious. When it comes to wishing your family a Merry Christmas, you can freely share inside jokes so that your family members can understand your sense of humor.

When writing a Christmas card to your family, don't forget to include some heartfelt greetings and wishes. You can express your love and gratitude for your loved ones over the holiday season by creating unique Christmas card designs and greetings.

You can use a light humor that is appropriate for your parents and grandparents. But keep in mind, do not go too far when wishing for an elder. When wishing for your siblings, you can wish them the way you want, as most of the time, they share the same level of humor as you. Here are a few funny Christmas card messages for family:

1. "We're all wrapped up in you this Christmas."
2. "Santa's little helpers have been working overtime on your laugh lines."
3. "We're sleigh-ing it this holiday season with you."
4. "You're the only present we need."
5. "We're so thankful for you, it's like winning the lottery... but without the taxes."
6. "Remember that time we [insert funny family memory]? Good times."
7. "Another year older, another year of [insert family tradition]. We're so grateful."
8. "Christmas wouldn't be the same without you, even if you do [insert funny quirk]."
9. "We've been through a lot together, and we're still standing. That's something to celebrate."
10. "Time flies when you're having fun... and when you're dealing with family."
11. "We're not sure what Santa's bringing this year, but we hope it's more [insert funny gift idea]."
12. "If you're feeling lonely this Christmas, just remember you're not alone in [insert shared family annoyance]."
13. "We're all about spreading holiday cheer, but we're also about [insert funny family inside joke]."
14. "We're so thankful for you, even though you always [insert funny habit]."
15. "Merry Christmas from your favorite [insert funny family nickname]."
16. "Wishing you a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and [insert family-specific inside joke]."
17. "Merry Christmas! You're the best [insert family relationship]."
18. "Love, laughter, and [insert family tradition] - that's what Christmas is all about."
19. "Happy holidays from your favorite [insert family member]."
20. "Merry Christmas! We're so grateful for you."

Funny Christmas Card Messages For Friends

Our closest laughs and most carefree moments are shared with friends. Hence, it is appropriate that we add some humor into their Christmas cards. Regarding your friends, particularly those who live far away, you can get really creative with the Christmas card writing. Just picture yourself giving the present to a friend you haven't seen in a while. Your well-wishes and amusing greetings have the power to simultaneously make your friends laugh and cry.

During Christmas, we should give our friends love, joy, and a healthy dose of humor since they are our chosen family. You can be more playful and humorous while wishing Christmas to your friends. You can also include amusing incidents from your friend group get-togethers to inspire the creation of your card. Here are a few funny Christmas card messages for friends:

1. "Have a holly jolly Christmas!"
2. "Let's sleigh all day!"
3. "I'm snow sure what I'd do without you."
4. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... and a shiny new lightsaber."
5. "I'll be home for Christmas, and I'll be watching 'Elf' on repeat."
6. "You're the 'Grinch' of my heart."
7. "May your Christmas be filled with presents and no unwanted socks."
8. "I hope Santa brings you everything you want... except a diet."
9. "Wishing you a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and maybe a little eggnog."
10. "Remember that time we [insert funny memory]? Good times."
11. "I'm so glad we're friends. Now let's get matching ugly sweaters."
12. "You're the best [insert friend's name] a girl/guy could ask for. Except for that one time you [insert funny incident]."
13. "I'm so thankful for you, even though you're the reason I'm still single."
14. "Merry Christmas to the best friend I could ever ask for... even though you're a terrible cook."
15. "I'm so grateful for your friendship, even though you always steal my snacks."
16. "Have a ho ho ho-liday season!"
17. "Wishing you a Christmas filled with cheer."
18. "Merry Christmas! You're the best."
19. "I'm sending you virtual snowballs! Catch!"
20. "I'm so grateful for your friendship. Now please stop stealing my Christmas decorations."

Funny Things to Write In a Christmas Card For Coworkers

Humor is a great way to bring some holiday pleasure to the workplace. You should take advantage of Christmas to promote a sense of unity and goodwill among your colleagues. Adding a funny quote to a Christmas card can be a fun way to strengthen relationships and spread holiday cheer among coworkers.

When creating hilarious Christmas cards for coworkers, exercise cautious. Be aware of any potential sensitivities because the appropriate humor in your personal life may not always match with the rules of your workplace. Here are a few funny messages to write inside Christmas cards for coworkers.

1. "Have a holly jolly Christmas and a snowy new year!"
2. "Santa's little helpers are here to wish you a merry Christmas!"
3. "We wish you a Christmas filled with cheer, and a New Year that's ever near!"
4. "We're all about teamwork here, even during the holidays. Happy Christmas from your office family!"
5. "May your Christmas be as stress-free as a day without meetings. Or deadlines. Or emails."
6. "We're so grateful for our coworkers who keep us sane... most of the time. Happy Christmas!"
7. "May the force of Christmas be with you!"
8. "Bah humbug! Just kidding, we hope you have a wonderful Christmas!"
9. "We wish you a Christmas that's as magical as Harry Potter's Hogwarts."
10. "We wish you a Christmas that's as sweet as a gingerbread man and as warm as a cup of hot cocoa."
11. "May your Christmas be as delicious as a plate of turkey and stuffing."
12. "We're all about spreading holiday cheer, and a little holiday cheer is always a good thing. Happy Christmas!"
13. "We hope Santa brings you everything you want, except for a bigger workload. Happy Christmas!"
14. "May your Christmas be filled with laughter, joy, and lots of holiday treats. Happy Holidays!"
15. "We wish you a Christmas that's as bright as the lights on the tree, and as warm as a cozy blanket. Happy Holidays!"
16. [Coworker's Name], we hope you have a Christmas that's as [adjective] as you are. Happy Holidays!"
17. "[Coworker's Name], we're so grateful for your [positive quality] in the office. Happy Christmas!"
18. "[Coworker's Name], we hope your Christmas is as [adjective] as your jokes. Happy Holidays!"
19. "May your Christmas be filled with love, laughter, and lots of holiday cheer. Happy Holidays!"
20. "We hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a happy New Year. Cheers to a great year ahead!"
21. "We wish you a Christmas that's as productive as a Monday morning meeting... just kidding! Happy Holidays!"
22. "May your Christmas be as magical as a unicorn's horn, or at least as sparkly as a Kardashian's diamond."

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Conclusion

It's important to remember that the holidays are all about spreading joy, laughter, and love as the busy time of year comes near. As the hectic time of year approaches, it's crucial to keep in mind that the holidays are all about sharing happiness, laughter, and love.

So, humor is the best approach to make the Christmas of your loved ones more special. Use funny wishes in your cards and messages to make everyone smile. But do not forget to stay within the boundaries of respect.